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Dear Popped-Collar Guy

24 Nov

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Dear Popped-Collar Guy,

I realize that you actually think this looks good.  I know that you actually think you’re ahead of the curve by popping your collar oh so high while “chillin” with your “bros” when in actuality it doesn’t look cool at all.  Your popped collar is about as cool as a school bus fire.  I know you think that your popped collar will “get you chicks” when all the “chicks” are laughing at you.  I feel for you “bro” so I’m here to help you out.  Here are the only people in history that are allowed to wear popped collars.

Elvis

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Three Six Mafia

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and John Mayer

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because he can do this

and you can’t.

So in light of all of this.  Pleas put your collar down.

And Send me all your popped collar pics!  I’ll totally post them!

diet+sadness=next six months

23 Nov

so…if you haven’t guessed i’m engaged.

we’re six months away from being married and although i’m not terribly out of shape, i’m definitely not the healthiest i’ve ever been.

so i’m going on a six month diet.  this is a lifestyle diet.  no gimmicks, no pills, just eating healthy and exercise.  if you’re thinking, hey i wanna get healthy!  here’s a list of things i can and cannot eat.

cannot:  fast food, french fries, milkshakes, oreos, candy, cookies, cake, pie, chips, sweet tea, soda etc

can:  carrots, apples, oranges, salami, beef jerky, whole grain bread, eggs, bacon, unsweet tea, coffee

so in honor of me not being able to enjoy the greasiness of american fast food, here’s my favorite BK commercial ever.

What’s your diet?  Leave a comment and let me know!

my weekend in williamsport

17 Nov

it ruled.  tons of students had their hearts rocked.  tons of leaders had their hearts checked.

God grabbed ahold of me in a wild way.

i finished Tim Steven’s “Pop Goes the Church”  it ruled.  go get it.  no seriously.  go get it now.

i finished gary thomas’ “Sacred Marriage”  a good read.  helpful.  

here are some happenings from the weekend via airplane.  more photos to come from robert madrid.

this is when we first boarded the plane after waiting hours to get on and then hours sitting on the runway.  us airways suck.

this is another reason us airways suck.  do yourself a favor and fly jet blue people.  they got rad pilots.

Whistle

11 Nov

This is my friend Christopher.

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